December 2011
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It's hereditary for the 100th time I can sleep for...
tothosewithwings replied to your photo: Blehhhhhh
Someone looks as if they are suffering from lack of sleep..
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“You look beat up from the feet up”
Ewww
Mom: You're right it did work
Me: I told you but you wanted to be a cry baby! Cry baby cry!
Mom: Suck yah mama titty
Me: Ewwww ma
Mom: That what's what we use to say when people said cry baby cry
Mom: Bet your ass wont say that anymore
Me: Nasty
Apocalypto is good ass movie
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That moment when the Red Velvet Cake from Walbums...
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I danced on a college dresser
masterteacher replied to your post: Why do I always end up dancing when I’m drunk?
*takes mental note
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Why do I always end up dancing when I'm drunk?
I’ll dance on a chair and shit.
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Keep fronting
kellossal replied to your post: You love me
nahhh nigga
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You love me
kellyandthellama replied to your post: Merry Christmas doodoo breath
I still hate you.
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Merry Christmas doodoo breath
kellossal replied to your post: Oh shut up
lollolol Merry Christmas Bitch!
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Oh shut up
kellossal replied to your post: Who wants to skype?
no one.
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Who wants to skype?
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LOL I know D=
xn—b6h replied to your photo: Mad bored I think I’m going to watch Don’t Be…
got that arachnodactyly going on, qurl.
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Have a Blessed Christmas everyone.
Happy Holidays
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My hair looks nice and shitty at the same time
dirtydric asked: wow I hate you lol
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Pussy and patron make me feel alright
Pussy and patron that’s some great advice
Nightmare Before Christmas on zeck =D
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My parents don't care about my life. It looks like...
killa-bee-hive replied to your post: There’s a hole in my floor under the carpet
Are you that thin that you’re afriad of falling through the hole? My goodness
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There's a hole in my floor under the carpet
I keep telling my mom to rip the carpet up. There might be moneys under my floor. I’m waiting for the day that I fall through the floor.
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WatchPussy Cats
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Get that child pornography off my dash!
“yeah, kisses and hugs.
i fall off my skateboard, i don’t fall in love.”
– Lil wayne-Don’t Love Me
I feel like I was the only one that laughed when I heard this line.
I almost lost my life running to get a sip of this...
LMFAOOO it was hilarious. It looked like a scene from Final Destination. I turned tripped over some jeans i grabbed the cord of the vacuum cleaner that shit fell almost cracked my head open I crawled over to the dresser where the nutrament is and a random bottle fell on my head.
sol flower: i hope to encourage this confidencein... →
i hope to encourage this confidence
in sexual assault victims
because i know how it feels to be afraid
of sex
of your own body
i know how it feels
to believe sex = bad
because one person, sometimes multiple
took something so precious from you
you feel your worth has lowered
and if you’re…
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Oh ight lol I'm a happy camper I love pineapple
lightskin-mike replied to your post: When summer? Shit I’m about to start buying them in the winter they are really sweet
naw anytime !
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When summer? Shit I'm about to start buying them...
lightskin-mike replied to your post: Aren’t pineapples summer fruits?
the best time to eat them.
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Aren't pineapples summer fruits?
My mom bought pineapples in November and December and them shits are sweeter than ever.
“You kept me on this pedestal
No matter how much I let you down
(Down) I let...”
– Trey Songz-Infidelity
I'm so fucking lazy sheesh
I miss being tone but I just hate the fact that I...
Shit ain’t right
2012
I want to workout more stay in shape and try to eat healthier (just because I’m slim doesn’t mean that I’m in shape)
And most importantly SPLIT!